It is easy to solve the problem that has arisen between Malawi and Mozambique on the Nsanje World Inland Port.
The solution lies with former President, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.
All we can do is call Mr. Alfred Kwacha of the Chipembedzo Chamakolo (Traditional religion). Mr. Kwacha will offer some sacrifices at Khulubvi, and call the great spirit of the Big Man himself, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda.
Mr. Kwacha knows how to send spirits on diplomatic missions. He has done so with Mbona before, sending him (Mbona) to go and chop the rain cloud in the middle (clouds have bellies, too) and rains fall. Immediately.
So, Mr. Kwacha will send Kamuzu's spirit on an errand in Mozambique to deliver a message to that country's president. After all, Kamuzu's spirit may not be far away at the moment: actually, it came to listen to the Mama Cecilia Tamanda Kadzamira versus Dzanjalimodzi Will case. It takes a long time to travel from the High Court in Lilongwe to heaven. So, Kamuzu is very nearer to us today than ever before.
Kamuzu's spirit will deliver one message to the Mozambican President: "The Northern part of Mozambique, all of it, belongs to Malawi. When Kamuzu speaks, he has spoken. No arguements."
The Mozambican government will then verify with portugal, their former master, and learn that there actually were such plans.
Kamuzu will then declare: "Let the Nsanje World Inland Port initiative go on!"
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