Advice to the Chinese Ambassador to Malawi

Tell your people to stop syphoning our scarce Malawi Kwacha outside the country. It is a shame.

And, what is it I hear about the two Chinese citizens caught at Kamuzu International Aiport?

It this friendship, or something else?

Please, correct this piece of modern Chinese nonsense before our people lose trust in you.

The Chinese people are good people, on the whole; but they have bad apples, too.

Let President Bingu wa Mutharika declare that a Chinese national caught stealing, or endulging in any other criminal activity, be shot on the spot.

There is no difference with robbery, as Mutharika said last week.