Hi, Professor without students, Sir!!

One Malawian musician, of course unknown, lamented in one song that 'everything has gone China' (Chilichonse Chalowa China).

I thought it was a silly joke.

Now what? It's true, even our President, Dr. Bingu wa Mutharika,has gone China (even Bingu walowa China!)

After all, munaona kuti munthu akukhala Professor opanda students! (Where the hell have you seen a Professor without students!).

And Bingu is one.

So I, Mr. Richard Leviano Simon Chirombo, greet my Professor-President without students: Muli bwanji, Sir, lero!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!